Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ultimate Fighter


When I was 12 I used to be a Mixed Martial artist. I won 145 bouts that year. My main strategy was to confuse my opponents senses by wearing a shirt made up of 8 different shirts, and while they wondered to themselves why I would ever buy and wear such a shirt, that's the exact moment I would slap on a choke hold until they passed out, oh and my other strategy was to only fight kids 7 and under.

1 comment:

Jhaneinsane said...

Hahahaha..you always crack me up! :-)