Ultimate Fighter

When I was 12 I used to be a Mixed Martial artist. I won 145 bouts that year. My main strategy was to confuse my opponents senses by wearing a shirt made up of 8 different shirts, and while they wondered to themselves why I would ever buy and wear such a shirt, that's the exact moment I would slap on a choke hold until they passed out, oh and my other strategy was to only fight kids 7 and under.

Overeating

I always thought my parents fed me too much when I was a kid, and now I finally have proof. This was a typical meal for me. 18 apples, half a watermelon, noodles, a birthday cake, turkey, a ketchup bottle, corn, fish, 2 salads and several delicious sauces. If it wasn't for the horizontal stripes on my shirt, you would think to yourself, "Holy shit, this kid is grotesquely obese."