Food and the Coolness Factor

This is conclusive evidence that no man can ever look cool eating ice cream. You can, however, look semi-decent eating a boiled peanut.

Picture Day!

Picture days at school are so much fun, except when your mom cuts your hair the day before and decides to give you a bowl-cut in the front and a mullet in the back. Combine that with a fake Lacoste sweater and a clip-on tie, and you've got a school picture day photo that can be ridiculed for the rest of your life.

Shirt-tie combo

This is my reaction after opening up a Christmas present I received from my Mom on Christmas day. As you can see she bought me one of those "Shirt-tie combos", you know, those no name cheap business shirts that come packaged with a bad tie, all for $9.99 kind of deals. What you can't see is what I'm thinking at this exact moment and that is, "I will never wear this shirt-tie combo."