This is me again singing karaoke at the Bansil family Christmas extravaganza 86'. I'm amazed I could even breathe, I mean, with my pants being so tight and all. My cousin Chris is looking at me with this look of amazement on his face, like he's wondering to himself, "How the hell is he able to sing with his pants so tight?" DJ Climax behind me, on the one's and two's, is pretty amazed himself. Follow his gaze, I bet you he's looking at the gushing blood going through my white shirt because my tight pants are slicing through my back skin. My cousin Chris doesn't know whether to put the guitar down or call an ambulance, and all the while, I'm singing Corey Hart's classic, "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can..."
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