When I was thin

This is a picture of me when I used to be thin. I've really let myself go since. I think the ice cream cake I'm eating here is what started my downward spiral into obesity, I mean I'm well over 5 feet 10 now, and I weigh over 180 lbs...ridiculous!!! Anyways...Kids eat ice cream funny. If you look at any child eating ice cream, how come, they can never keep the ice cream off their face? And not only that, they never seem to wipe it off. They're content in having cold, sticky ice cream covering their little faces. Kids are stupid.

Tipsy again

It's been awhile since I last posted something. I apologize for that. I've been busy working on a show I created and am producing called "The Most RACES Show on Earth!" Check it out at www.themostracesshowonearth.com. Toronto's funniest, edgiest multicultural comedians will be performing for one night only! If you're in Toronto, you have to check it out!

Anyways. Here I am, drunk again. I think I had a little too much to drink, as you can see by the way I'm walking. I remember, I just had a Big Mac with fries and a small Johnnie Walker on the rocks. I was so drunk, I forgot how funny I looked in yellow short-shorts.

Halloween #2

This picture was taken on Halloween 85'. As you can see my sister went as Mother Theresa, and I was going as an overweight kid in a leisure suit. I could be wrong though, this could actually just be my sisters first communion. My mind is foggy.

Staring Contest

This picture was taken during the classic "staring contest" battle of 83'. It pitted my cousin Chris, the challenger, against me, the champion. I had won the previous two years, and Chris camed prepared to stare. It was a hard fought battle, as you can see by the expression on my cousin's face, but after I put on the Indian feathers, it was all over for him. After 8 tenuous hours, he finally cracked, then ran away crying in defeat. That day went down in Bansil history as the time "Dances with brown vest" beat "Crying Asian boy in Blue sweater".

Looking Sad

Look at the reflection of my head on the glass door, it's huge! Don't let the front of my head fool you, I've got a head the size of a mack truck. I look so sad. You would feel sad too if you just found out that your head was too big for your body. Just before the picture was taken my mom was like, "Smile! oh c'mon, your head isn't that big, and anyways, you'll grow into it." *Camera Flash.