This was my best friend in elementary school. His name was Michael. He was a cool guy, until I found out he was a nazi. Don't let the smile fool you, deep down inside he wants to burn the books behind him. Ok, I lied. Michael wasn't a nazi. I would now like to take this opportunity to point out that I am wearing a plaid shirt with a bowtie. Does anyone else find that alarming? Or maybe you were more drawn to the fact that I am also wearing leather pants. Leather pants, a plaid shirt and a bowtie. I ask you, is this not child abuse? Can I sue my parents for making me look like this? One thing that I found unnerving was that big bulge in my pants. It's so big that light is reflecting off it. Michael was jealous.
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