Thursday, January 26, 2006

Beavers


It's true. I was a "Beaver". You see that blue triangle on my pocket? In Beaver code, that signified that I killed somebody. It's like those tear tattoos you find on rappers. You see the boy at the end? He doesn't have a blue triangle, but he does have a finger in his nose. He claimed he was just scratching the rim of his nostril, but we all knew the truth. I'm so fat, my little beavers vest looks like a halter top.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're missing the point - he's just reaching into his snot holster! He had probably earned his triangle within seconds of this photo being snapped.