Sometimes, you just want to look at your mother and be like, "Are you on crack? What's wrong with you?" You know what my mom does? My mom will come up with a medical diagnosis for a problem I have that has absolutely nothing to do with the problem. Like, her diagnosis will have no medical backing at all, whatsoever, it's just what she "thinks", or what she "believes" is the problem. For instance, last week I was like, "Mom, my arm hurts." and she was like, "You know why your arm hurts? Because you sleep late! You sleeping at 2am, causes your arms to hurt and da muscles to tighten!" Sleeping late was also the reason why I got headaches, and that one time when the car wouldn't start.
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