Forced to play the piano at 3

Would you believe it if I told you that I really have no idea how to play the piano in this picture? Well, it's true. I mean, you'd think that with the music book open, and my little arms in the standard piano playing position, that I must have had at least 2 or 3 years of classical piano training, but no, I'm sad to say, this picture is staged. In fact, and I'm almost ashamed to say it, I still do not know how to play the piano.